AbeScript. The language of your future alien overlords.

"Whoever came up with this shit is a real fuckin' sicko."

- Ted Bundy

"Intro to AbeScript was one of the best indoctrination/torture methods I ever came across."

- Charles Manson

See it in action:


            do thatThingIWasThinkingAboutLastNight();


            if (I_feel_spunky_today) {

                	file.write(everythingThatWasInMyHeadWhenIWasHalfAwakeThisMorning);
            } end if